It's time for the... FGOTD!Saturday. November 29th. 10:00 am. Fresno State University. Fresno, California. The United States. Earth. The Milky Way. The Universe.
This will be the place where the second greatest battle history has ever seen will take place. I speak only of the FRISBEE GAME OF THE DECADE!(1)
The MAD FIGS, an elite organization of cross country runners who love to play Ultimate Frisbee and have a plan for world conquest, will face their greatest enemy to date: the Fresno High Ultimate Frisbee Team. This clash of the titans will be a conflict like no other. To the victors of this battle goes the privilege to claim that they are the greatest Ultimate force in existence. To the losers: DEATH!(2)
This is an event not to be missed. Imagine being able to tell your grandchildren, "I was there for the FGOTD!" It will be a moment to treasure for the rest of your life. That's Saturday, November 29th, 10 am at Fresno State University... ah, you know the rest. Get there any way you can - by car, bike, plane, helicopter, canoe, or even on foot. Be there or be somewhere else!
Scott Dogg (Call for more info: 209 435-3319)
Sponsored by the MAD FIGS and UPA
(1) The first greatest battle, the Frisbee Game Of The Century, has not yet taken place and we don't know when it will happen so just forget I ever mentioned it.
(2) OK, the losers won't actually be killed. But odds are some of them will eventually die anyways.