Military Underwear Intro

- Used by Paul

The story is often told of an English army that was stranded on a deserted island in World War One. These men were there for three months and in those three months they had very little food, very little water, and no changes of underwear. Now, as you can imagine, this island began to stink. So one day their general called them to order and said, "Men, I've got some bloody good news and some bloody bad news. The good news is that you will all be able to change your underwear. Scott, you change with Justin, Tom, you change with Gilbert," and so on down the line. This just goes to show that no matter how much things change, they are still going to stink. This is exactly like [relates to topic] - no matter how much we change things, they are still going to stink.

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