Round 6 at the Loyola-Marymount Invite 1995

The Great Vinnardo and Incredible Guy vs. Goofball Guys

By the time the last normal round of the tournament came around, Paul and Justin knew that their record wasn't good enough for them to continue. Additionally, it was the only round scheduled on that day. Not wanting to waste the effort of getting dressed up, they both went to the round wearing shorts and a t-shirt, and Justin also wore rollerblades.

As the negative team, Paul and Justin pulled out their greatest weapons against their opponents. They ran the anarchy counterplan, along with as many disadvantages they could fit into 8 minutes. Finally, Paul read The Document as a critique of the affirmative plan. The affirmative was not too happy with the antics of their opponents. They tried to take the round seriously, but found that it was simply impossible.

Since Paul had made all his notes for the round on the chalkboard, he was forced to give most of his speeches from the back of the room. Due to limited space, some of the writing was sideways and had to turn his head upside down to read it. Finally, Justin attempted to drop the document in the final speech of the round. When he did this, Paul began yelling at him in protest. Despite a superior performance by the negative team, the affirmative somehow won the round.

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