The Dam Diner, located near Friant Dam, is home to the best food in the San Joaquin Valley. It is the official restaurant of the MAD FIGS, and many important events have taken place there.

The Dam Diner was first discovered after a paintball game at the broken bridge. Although paintball is no longer allowed in the area, the MAD FIGS still visit the Dam Diner as often as possible. Part of the Physics Video was filmed there, and it was also the site of the 1999 MAD FIGS reunion (pictured above). A supplementary event in the MAD FIGS Septathalon consists of a 1-mile run to the Dam Diner, followed by a delicious meal. It is also the restraunt of choice for birthdays, holidays, or any other occasions.

Scott Dogg enjoys one of the Dam Diner's curly fries.

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