"The Bill Nye the Science Guy Club" Constitution

Purpose: Making science user-friendly, Studying nature and science.

Dues: Fourteen cents in pennies

Club Sponsor: Mr. Bonnard

Club Officers:
President: Jacob Ekins
Vice President: Johann Steinke
Secretary: Justin vinnardo
Treasurer: Paul Steinke (Replaced by the Animal)
Goose Catcher: Scott Christiansen
Video Librarian: Elliott Johnson
Gifted Intellectually Minded Person: Aaron Bukofzer
ADDED: Chode Smoker: Matt Henschel

Founding Members: (As recorded) 9/14/95
1. Justin vinnardo
2. Aaron Bukofzer
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4. Elliott A. Johnson
5. Smitt E. Elkjlaslfld (Scott E. Christiansen)
6. Jacob Okins
7. Nathan Swift
8. J.K. Lundberg "The Animal"
9. Johann Steinke
10. Paul Steinke
11. Matt Henschel

Official Ratification Date: 10/12/95

The Constitution:

Article 1: The name of this club shall forever be known the BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CLUB.

Article 2: Membership shall be open to all members of the ASB student body at Bullard High.

Article 3: From this day forth meetings shall be held daily during lunch in room N-31.

Article 4: Dues will be 14 cents in pennies each semester.

Article 5: There will be 7 officers: A President, Vice President, Secretary, Treasurer, Goose Catcher, Video Librarian, and a Gifted Intellectually Minded Person. Meetings will be held in an authoritarian manner.

Article 6: As of yet there are no amendments.

Amendments:

1. The duties of the Goose Catcher shall be expanded to include the following duties as well as those aforementioned:
a. Recording and updating the status of all club members and membership dues.
b. Delivering a severe beating to any club officer who fails to perform their given duties.
c. Insuring that meeting announcements are read/posted in the bulletin at least once a week, or once a day during special weeks.

2. The duties of the secretary shall be expanded to include the following duties as well as those aforementioned:
a. Writing all meeting announcements and getting the approval from the club sponsor.

3. The membership requirements for the Bill Nye the Science Guy Club shall now include attendance to at least one percent of all club meetings and payment of 14 cents in pennies per semester.

4. Any new members must pay their dues before becoming official members and receiving all benefits this entitles them to. Any members who cannot afford the dues may pay them on an installment plan (All pennies they find must be given to us). Members of the Political Awareness Club must pay an additional one cent per semester.

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