"The Bill Nye the Science Guy Club" Constitution
Purpose: Making science user-friendly, Studying nature and science.
Dues: Fourteen cents in pennies
Club Sponsor: Mr. Bonnard
Club Officers:
President: Jacob Ekins
Vice President: Johann Steinke
Secretary: Justin vinnardo
Treasurer: Paul Steinke (Replaced by the Animal)
Goose Catcher: Scott Christiansen
Video Librarian: Elliott Johnson
Gifted Intellectually Minded Person: Aaron Bukofzer
ADDED: Chode Smoker: Matt Henschel
Founding Members: (As recorded) 9/14/95
1. Justin vinnardo
2. Aaron Bukofzer
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4. Elliott A. Johnson
5. Smitt E. Elkjlaslfld (Scott E. Christiansen)
6. Jacob Okins
7. Nathan Swift
8. J.K. Lundberg "The Animal"
9. Johann Steinke
10. Paul Steinke
11. Matt Henschel
Official Ratification Date: 10/12/95
The Constitution:
Article 1: The name of this club shall forever be known the BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CLUB.
Article 2: Membership shall be open to all members of the ASB student body at Bullard High.
Article 3: From this day forth meetings shall be held daily during lunch in room N-31.
Article 4: Dues will be 14 cents in pennies each semester.
Article 5: There will be 7 officers: A President, Vice President, Secretary, Treasurer, Goose Catcher, Video Librarian, and a Gifted Intellectually Minded Person. Meetings will be held in an authoritarian manner.
- President: Will preside over the meetings.
- Vice President: On the 1st meeting of every week, the Vice President must crab-walk while barking like a seal. On the second meeting of every week, the Vice President must shine the shoes of all the members. On the third meeting of every week, the Vice President must bring sandwiches (no crusts, cut rectangularly) for all members. On the fourth meeting of every week, the Vice President must take out the garbage and wash the windows. On the fifth meeting of every week, the Vice President must run around the room honking like a goose so the Goose Catcher can practice his skills.
- Secretary: Keeps track of minutes and writes constitution. Keeps track of concerns of members.
- Treasurer: Keeps track of club funds.
- Goose Catcher: Delivers a sever beating to Vice President when he doesn't do his duties. Presides over meetings when President is unable to attend.
- Video Librarian: Records "BILL NYE" and brings to meetings.
- Gifted Intellectually Minded Person: Resident U.S. History specialist. Answers any questions members have about U.S. History and other areas.
Article 6: As of yet there are no amendments.
Amendments:
1. The duties of the Goose Catcher shall be expanded to include the following
duties as well as those aforementioned:
a. Recording and updating the status of all club members and membership dues.
b. Delivering a severe beating to any club officer who fails to perform
their given duties.
c. Insuring that meeting announcements are read/posted in the bulletin at least once a week, or
once a day during special weeks.
2. The duties of the secretary shall be expanded to include the following duties
as well as those aforementioned:
a. Writing all meeting announcements and getting the approval from the club sponsor.
3. The membership requirements for the Bill Nye the Science Guy Club shall now include attendance to at least one percent of all club meetings and payment of 14 cents in pennies per semester.
4. Any new members must pay their dues before becoming official members and receiving all benefits this entitles them to. Any members who cannot afford the dues may pay them on an installment plan (All pennies they find must be given to us). Members of the Political Awareness Club must pay an additional one cent per semester.