After a long cross-country practice at Woodward Park, Justin, Jacob, and the Animal were on their way home. While driving through the park, they saw a man standing on the side of the road. He stood with his back to them, and from a distance no one could understand what he was doing just standing there. But as the car got nearer to him, it became all too clear what was going on: the man was "relieving himself" on the side of the road.
Instead of just driving past like anyone else would, Justin quickly pulled up next to the guy, and rolled down all the windows of the car. The MAD FIGS proceeded to sit there and stare at the man. He was oblivious of their presence at first, but he soon looked over his shoulder, and stared at them with a look of dread on his face. He was powerless to run away, and was trapped in a very awkward position. Eventually, Justin drove away, much to the relief of everyone involved in the incident.
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