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MAD FIGS Passtimes

• Playing Ultimate Frisbee
• Running
• Pole Vaulting
• Pen Tricks
• Watching The Simpsons and The X-Files
• Driving places playing Music loudly
• Golfing (miniature and real), Bowling, Basketball
• Fascist Varmitzfa'ing
• Planting Fig Trees [as community service]
• Recycling

MAD FIGS Annual Celebrations

• Official National Last Day of School Mile Run [Started: June 1994, Original four = Josh Lehman, Johann Steinke, Justin Vinnardo, Jacob Ekins]
• Official National Race Shirt Week [Started: late spring 1995]
• Official National Jeans Week [Started: late spring 1995]
• Official International Jean Week [Started: late spring 1995]
• Official National Handshaking Week [Started: early spring 1994]

MAD FIGS Rituals

• Race Day Face Painting [Blue]
• 1492 Chant [With sprint by Flash on last verse]
• THE Clap
• the Rain Dance
• Information leaks
• Singing "Spider", "...Lion", THE Song, MAD FIGS Theme Song before important events [See MAD FIGS Music]
• Burying Stuff
• R-O-N-G-O Song
• Seal Stretch ["Oh! That burns like a beaver!" - Paul Melikian]
• Screaming the number 14 during sit-up sessions

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