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The Flash

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AKA: Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump #3 in American History, the Scapegoat, the "Pasteur", the Sockless Wonder, the Road Runner, Buffman, "Shorts" Man, Flasher [Oh, Jacob! Come on!], and over 41 different spelling of the name EKINS

Civilian Name: CLASSIFIED

Current Status: On Active Duty in Salt Lake City, UT

Symbols: Flash Insignia [One each year since 1990], the MAD FIGS collapsing chair, shorts and a T-Shirt, handshake with a snap.

Weapon of Choice: Running Away

Special Contributions to the MAD FIGS: The Clap, the WOW Legend

Special MAD FIGS Strengths: Mission Map Making, Speed, Communications [MAD FIGS Newsletter] [Historical Work].

Special Status: Member of the Society of Painted Men, Member of the Spinning Frisbee Brotherhood Legend, Member of the Icee Brotherhood, The MAD FIGS Glee Club, Animal Lover - one word - Dead Crawfish, Blind Runners Association, Unofficial/Official Creator of the MAD FIGS.

Favorite Quote: "Don't Walk"

Special Connections: "LDS" Connection, BYU, Leadership, The Boy Scouts of America [Eagle], Other Sports: Swimming, Wrestling.

Unfortunate Weaknesses: The Speed Limit, Cursing causes ears to bleed, Tendancy to drool unexpectedly.

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