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Sascha

AKA: Saschasquatch [sash-e-squatch], Sex Machine

Civilian Name: CLASSIFIED

Current Status: On active duty in Fresno, CA

Weapon of Choice: His Lil' Black Books

Special MAD FIGS Strengths: Cloaking Device, Earning Female Confidences ["Hey Baby!"], Speed, Hidden Manuevers Expert.

Unfortunate Weaknesses: "Black Widow Bees", Urged to temporarily "borrow" vehicles at random.

Special Connections: The Older Generation, German, Other Schools: Mclane, etc!

Other: The oldest of the MAD FIGS.

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